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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Pokémon Cafe’s new Mega Charizard curry plate is a work of art in more ways than one - SoraNews24

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Have you been arrested or investigated?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What does pompano fish taste like?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com

No go.

They put up a sign reading

The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com

Then came..

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Big brands are staying quiet this Pride Month - CNN

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?