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11.06.2025 02:38

Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Pokémon Cafe’s new Mega Charizard curry plate is a work of art in more ways than one - SoraNews24
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you been arrested or investigated?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
What does pompano fish taste like?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com
No go.
—
They put up a sign reading
The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com
Then came..
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Big brands are staying quiet this Pride Month - CNN
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids